Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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