life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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