I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
