Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
The air taste purple.
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