Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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