do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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