i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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