Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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