I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Randomize
