and i looked up. we had an audience...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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