Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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