you turned your livingroom into a bong?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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