If i come over, it means nothing
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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