What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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