Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
COCAINE IS GR8
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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