Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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