How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i dont even know how to be here
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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