apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He kissed a someone with a penis
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
