Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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