The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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