Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Randomize
