Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Randomize
