Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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