just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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