Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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