He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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