3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
from now on my penis is your penis
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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