she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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