..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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