no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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