: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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