He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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