...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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