Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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