is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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