I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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