I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize