did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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