she was so not down for the gang bang
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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