try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Randomize
