I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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