She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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