I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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