He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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