piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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