She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
How external is "for external use only"?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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