you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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