Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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