Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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