Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Im part way to drunk.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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