He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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