i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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