I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
