About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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