Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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